Yesterday I visited the Cheesecake Factory. I thought it was an actual cheese cake factory so I was deeply disappointed when it was just a restaurant but, cool place. The inside, very tall and with a magnificent ceiling with art all over it. Very attractive. It was a little cold inside. We first sit down in a brown cushioned booth. The waiter coming over to ask us what we wanted to drink. My mother said, "Water would be great". It seemed strange to me that there wasn't already water at the table, most restaurants do that. The water again had way too much ice. I couldn't believe it. Just like the Thai restaurant, they too gave us water with too much ice. Unbelievable. It gave my mother a brain freeze. And their was also a lemon slice in the water. We didn't ask for lemon-water. We strictly said WATER. The menu was long, but the colors of it were unappealing. When one is given an ugly menu they expect ugly food. I was going to ask for a pizza, but instead I changed to a flatbread. The Sausage Ricotta Flatbread. I noticed the prices were pretty cheap and affordable. I wondered if maybe the food was low quality. They gave us some free appetizers which consisted of two types of bread and some butter. My favorite food. I gobbled it down like a hog. But there was not enough butter for the bread so we asked for more BUTTER. But we got more bread too. And now there was even a smaller butter to bread ratio than before. When I got my flatbread, I noticed our waiter had some weird hair. He was balding and had a bit of hair on either side, obviously gelled and was standing up, he looked like a Batman wannabe. The flatbread, too cheesy, like the cheese was liquid. I was also already stuffed with bread so I became full before I knew it. They probably gave out such big tasty appetizers so the people wouldn't get to taste much of their actual food. That way they wouldn't realize how bad it was until they ate it for leftovers. It wasn't terribly bad food of course. The restrooms were very fancy and there was some awesome music playing inside. Some nice bathrooms, I began to get a headache and I couldn't eat much of anything else. That night when I got home and reheated it for dinner, I realized how much it tasted like the freezer pizzas that my mother and I had used to get. I hoped that they hadn't just microwaved a packaged flatbread. But any way, I'll rate it a
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Miro, this is my favorite review so far... it begins and ends with disappointment, and it has a roller coaster of sensational ups and downs in between! A sandwich of delicious disillusionment.
ReplyDelete"When one is given an ugly menu, they expect ugly food." Words to live by. Bravo, Miro.
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